Quotes we heard this past weekend

"Where do you GET all this shit?" Guy in the box checking over reciepts for stuff we picked up in Maine... we were still laughing about this one 2 days later, just the way he said it

"I found a warm spot" great honey that's not making me want to jump in the lake any faster, anyone else get visions in their head of Strange Brew where they are trapped in the industrial sized tank of Beer?

"Mommmmmmmmm could you wipe my butt please?" well it's polite but a butt? come on couldn't it be "could I have a drink of water please" no that comes out "MOM! WATER!!!!"

"Mom where's my..." insert anything from towels, swimsuits, cars, trucks, and drift wood? If I didn't touch it I don't know where it is. If you didn't put it in the hamper, I didn't touch it, I didn't fold it, and I didn't put it anywhere different from where you may have crawled out of it.

and yes I did "aaa aaa" the cat, and she did listen, with the repairs going on in the basement this week the cat has been limited in her wandering room, but she still, out of habit maybe? goes to the door to the basement waiting to go find her box or food. She actually came back in after I opened the door when I said "aaa aaa, you have to come back this way" why oh why can't the 3 boys listen as well as the cat?