Things you notice while sitting/laying, doing nothing

things I noticed today...
Bowling is 2hours long,when you aren't at the alleys 2hours seems to take forever.
If you refresh your Face book every 2minutes no one else is renewing their status that much.
If your kids are told mommy has a owey they don't believe you because they can't see it. If you show them your HUGE bandage they will go "oHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".
Grandparents get more excitement out of a good game of Memory then parent because it's still a game for Grandma... where did I put that guy with the Pizza (watermelon) "Anthony.." says MJ, " ohyeah him" says Grandma. "That darn card, someone moved it..."
Hugging is hard work when you have an owey. I miss my mommy already, she did my laundry, and dusted my house.
Hubbie can cook, maybe some of you all have some that have proven this idea before, and maybe they can even make it from "scratch", but I have to give mine detailed directions including times and temperature. I've even had to tell him "where the... is" repeatedly. I did wonder if we had lived in this same house for the last 6yrs together. I even have video footage of what happens when he lines meatballs up to cook, VERY VERY straight and even and uniform lines of meatballs. Each and every meatball 39 to be exact was given a equal chance to cook for an equal amount of time, this also included percise flipping and moving from the middle to the outer edge of the pan.. I kid you not!
The garbage bag will empty itself more regularly if you aren't the only person filling it, and that "oh there's lots of space left and why throw out a half full bag" turns into "it was getting on my nerves(he used more colourful terms) trying to put more stuff in there with the cover still on, so I emptied it" hmmm?
Chocolate eggs can be part of the grocery budget. I also found them... shhhhhh, he was busy wrestling the duvet into the wash.
You can buy 300.00 worth of food and not just end up with 300.00 in meat if you make a list first.
I can be looked after by hubbie after my parents leave, but it's only been 8.5 hours so I may have to post tomorrow just so we all know I'm here.
I'm curious if he ,really will, as thinks he can accomplishing washing the whole bed worth of sheets, and comforters/duvet before bed time. It is now 743pm.
Update on abandon chair, it's still MIA.